What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What did the waiter ask the frog?