Why do cats always get what they want?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What day do hands always go to church?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?