What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why was the broom late for school?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

If you need help building an ark..

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?