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A hot dog.
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Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
When should you start writing a book?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
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What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's the laziest vegetable?
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