What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What fish loves to play in a band?