Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do British people and golfers have in common?