Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What do you call a Russian flea?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?