What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?