What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

How much money does a skunk have?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?