How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call an old snowman?
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