My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What type of car do planets buy?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What do you call a silly hill?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?