What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

How is cat food sold?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What country has the most fish?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?