How are teens like cats?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What does an evil hen lay?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?