Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why did the student always get straight A's?