Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why was the mime upset?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?