If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why do rhinos charge?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?