What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call a small mom?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What sweet treat never panics?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What do you do when two snails fight?