Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
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