Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How do fleas travel?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
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