Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What day never takes itself seriously?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
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