What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?