Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What sport do horses love to play?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How are mountains able to see?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's the scariest letter?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!