What car can you only see twice a year?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What insect runs away from everything?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why was the bunny upset?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What money do cats use to go shopping?