What do you call a cow with no GPS?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What do fish use for glasses?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?