What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why is furniture so generous?

Where do termites go camping?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?