What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What's black and white and red all over?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.