Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What fish only swims at night?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?