Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why is summer always sad?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
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