Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What kind of bird can write?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
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