What do you call a greedy elf?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What farm animal is best at karate?