Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
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