Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

How do frogs get to work?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?