What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What car can't keep a secret?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

How do you talk to a giant?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?