How do automobiles fly?

What car can't keep a secret?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What fish only swims at night?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

How do you make a bandstand?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?