Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
There was a wagon jam.
How do automobiles fly?
What car can't keep a secret?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How do you make a bandstand?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
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