What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What color are all the books in the library?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?