What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?