What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

I'm not a bad putter.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why are cats good at playing video games?