What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

How does the sun listen to music?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?