What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What says: oom oom oom?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What's E.T. short for?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?