Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

How can you farm during the winter?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What vegetables make the best music?