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People are so hard on car mechanics.

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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Which farm animals are famous painters?