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What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why was the computer cold at work?

How does a squid go into battle?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

How does a barber get to work?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?