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Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

How do you arrest a pig?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?