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What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

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What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

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