Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What do elves learn in school?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

How does a witch play loud music?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?