What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?