What do cows like to dance to?

What condiment has wings?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Which celebrity always frowns?

How did the tree get lost?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do little fish love to play with?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What do you call a peanut in space?