What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Where do books sleep?
What is the coolest country?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Which plant has the best roar?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
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