Why do mice need oiling?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

How do you grill cheese?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What snacks always have the best tan?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?