What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Which former US President was always cold?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What animal floats best?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?