What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?