What is a robot's favorite snack?
Computer chips.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
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