What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What do nosey peppers do?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why are basketball courts always wet?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Which music festival was full of lumber?