Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What should you wear to a tea party?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?