What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why is furniture so generous?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?