What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

How do horses navigate at night?

How do bears keep cool?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Where do termites go camping?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Did you know about April 1st?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Which hot drink loves golf?