What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
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