What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Which fly makes films?
What horn never makes a sound?
How much does freedom weigh?
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