What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
What does an evil hen lay?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
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