Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What day is your mom always right?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?