What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Did you know about April 1st?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?