When is a black dog not a black dog?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Where do polar bears vote?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What is the loneliest cheese?