What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Families are like fudge.

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What shape has a knighthood?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What do nosey peppers do?