What do cats wear to work?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

How does a cow do math?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?