What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?