To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What siblings are always sad?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
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