What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?