What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

I'm not a bad putter.

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What do you call the successful dog detective?