Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?