To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How do snowmen get information?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
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