To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's a forklift?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
I'm not a bad putter.
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call hiking college students?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
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