What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?