What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?