What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Where does laundry go to college?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?