What is the opposite of coffee?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Where do chips wear socks?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

How is cat food sold?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Where does laundry go to college?