Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do cows like to dance to?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What does an evil hen lay?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

How long will dinner be?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What says: oom oom oom?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?