When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?