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Can February March?

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What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you call hiking college students?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

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