How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?