Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why did the barber win the race?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What animal floats best?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?