What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
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