Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?