Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What kind of music do planets like?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

That bird won't stop squawking.

How do you make antifreeze?