How do trees get access to the internet?
Easy, they just log in.
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
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