Why is sand so optimistic?

Where do termites go camping?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

How can you farm during the winter?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What did the snake name his daughter?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Where can you always get cheap gas?