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What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
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What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How do you wash a lamb?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
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