Why are turtles so shy?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Which dog belongs in a band?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?