What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Who invented fractions?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Who granted the fish a wish?