What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?