What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?