What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

How do you get straight A's?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What table can you never sit at?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?