What do fairies always drink?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?