Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where does water do all its banking?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
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