What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Where does breakfast live?

What do you call a tired tree?

What is a king's favorite weather?