What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why do all the planets get along?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What game do cows play at parties?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

It's allergy season again?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?