What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?