What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why didn't the melons get married?

We had a discussion about roses.

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What nationality are most fish?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?