What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do nosey peppers do?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do you call the king of vegetables?