Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

How does dinner smell?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?