How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What do fairies always drink?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What is a cow's dream job?