When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
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