When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How do amoebas make calls?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a dog in space?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
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