When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What siblings are always sad?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
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