What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
The Jet-sons.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call an angry monkey?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
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