Bears love exotic cars.

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why do cows make great bakers?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?