Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How do bees get to school?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
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