Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
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