What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?