What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Which tree can't stop crying?

How do you make antifreeze?