What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
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What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
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Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's the world's weakest animal?
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