What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
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