What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why was the bee sad?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What school subject really rocks?

What did the school bully have for lunch?