What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
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