What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
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Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
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Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Which computer won the talent show?
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