What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
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Which computer won the talent show?
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When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
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Why is a doctor always calm?
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Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
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