Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

How does a barber get to work?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?