What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do insects learn at school?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What does a panda ghost say?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why are stones so good at music?

What did summer say to spring?