What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
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