What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What sports are both plant-based?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why are stones so good at music?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why was the mime upset?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?