What do you call an emergency in the spring?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do Scottish toads play?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?