Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?