Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

A book just fell on my head.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?