What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do you call a short cow?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?