What kind of car do eggs drive?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What car always breaks the rules?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What table can you never sit at?

What did March say to the madness?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?