What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
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What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
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