What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?