Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?