What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
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What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do cows say on NYE?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
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