What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
I broke my finger!
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
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