What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
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