What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What day do hands always go to church?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?