What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
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