When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
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How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
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Why are all priests fit?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
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