When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's the noisiest food?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
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