Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do math teachers eat?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?