What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Why do crabs never give to charity?