How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

It's allergy season again?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?