What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Where do surfers go to school?