Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do fairies always drink?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What do you give a sick pig?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?