What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why are ghosts always single?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?