What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do naked fish play with?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why did the person sit on the clock?