Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do Scottish toads play?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What do fish do at parades?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why do rhinos charge?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?