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What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

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