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What does a cloud wear under his pants?

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What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What type of car do planets buy?

When do mice play every day?

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Why did the chicken cross the net?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?