Which animal will never go bald?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Where was Noah born?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why was the dairy grumpy?