What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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How do frogs get to work?
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What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why are cars magic?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
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